(just a heads up, this isn't an art blog, lmao)
I’M A MESS WHO LET ME ADULT
instead of saying “i do” at my wedding i’m going to say “believe it”
Wanna take his breath away during sex?
Rip out his lungs.
MY BROTHER TEXTED A RADIO STATION TO GIVE A SHOUTOUT AND THE RADIO STATION ACTUALLY READ IT OUT AND IT WAS “GREAT DAY AT THE BEACH WITH MY GIRL FROM HEYWOOD JABLOMI” AND THEY READ IT ALOUD AND THE ENTIRE RADIO WENT DEAD FOR A FEW SECONDS BECAUSE THEY REALIZED WHAT THEY SAID I’M LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD
are girls still pretending they don’t masturbate?
I dunno, is society still teaching girls that anything related to their genitals is dirty and impure?
Can the science side of tumblr explain why my ass itch
wash your fucking ass
Wash your attitude
This is my favorite picture of Drake.
"girls dress too revealing now days" says the teenaged boy with his pants pulled down to his knees and muscle shirt so big you can see his nipnops
the baby is half black. but it literally ended up half black
oh my god